Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent.
Education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect.
So why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.

The wise never marry
And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives

Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Then waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
"Work fascinates me"''
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops
On my desk, I have a work station.
What more can I say...

came across this in my mailbox and find it quite unlogically logic. =)

mum is back.
her new hairstyle is quite ok.
she permed her whole hair.
she dyed her hair brownish black.
and she trimmed her eyebrow.
total cost was $122.
the salon is at home de so its considered cheap.
if her hair is half permed i think it would've looked better.